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Kohli -Gambhir : Maguired!

Posted by farkandfunk on April 12, 2013

I’m quite sure that many of us witnessed the pay-per-spew prime-time showdown between Gambhir and Kohli from the game last evening. Here’s a quick recap:

1. Kohli bitchslaps a few bowlers around

2. Kohli tries to whack  Lakshmipathy “El  Extremely Medium Fasto” Balaji out of the park but ends up holing out.

3. On his stroll back to the pavilion, he gets intercepted by Gambhir , who starts MC-BCing Kohli at 526 pottyshots per second.

4. Affectionately known as Dr.Filth-a-lot himself, Kohli gets down and dirty with Gauti , almost leading to a physical confrontation between the 2.

5. Just when everyone reaches for their popcorn and begins chanting “Cat fight, cat fight!”,  in comes unlikely villian in the form of Rajat Bhatia, who expertly slides between the 2  and separates the cheek-to-cheek confrontation  like a well executed wedgie.

Here’s a visual recap:

Kohli vs Gambhir

Kohli vs Gambhir

But what people didn’t know about is the kiss-and-make-up part of the story. After all, they both are bros from the 011 (Delhi foo!)  , and they have bromanced pretty strongly in the past, including sharing MoMs and diapers.

FarkandFunk  was allowed access to the KKR dressing room for post-match interviews. While interviewing Kallis on the current size of his man-boobs,  F&F witnessed this emotional scene (get your tissue boxes ready kids, it’s about to flow ):


Arrey Ma***c*d….Hello? Hello.







I’m lookin’ for my Gauti.


Bhatia Final









Wait. Okay…okay…okay.If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen.



I’m not letting you MC-BC me. How about that?




Scratch scratch. What is MC-BC?



This used to be my specialty. You know, I was good in a dressing room. They’d send me in there, and I’d do it alone. And now I just…But tonight, our little team, our RCB — a very, very big night.


Vijay and Chris

Jampak Jampak




But it wasn’t complete, wasn’t nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn’t share it with you.  I couldn’t hear your voice or bitch about it with you.  I miss my — I miss my Gauti. We live in a harami  world, a harmi world, and we work in a business of tough competitors.



I second that mate. Even Bhajji and I have been making out after my catch the other day. Did you see that catch mate? I’m so bloody good ma..



STFU Ponting!  Anyway, Gauti…you — complete me. And I just had —




Shut up. Just shut up.








You had me at  “Array Ma***c**d”.You had me at  “Array Ma***c**d”.





4 Responses to “Kohli -Gambhir : Maguired!”

  1. LOL !!!1
    While on this please read my post on IPL – ” April and the IPL Typhoid” – http://wp.me/p1dZc2-ew
    Feedback most welcome. Thanks

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  3. Haha, nice one admin


  4. Nice article admin

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